My purse was stolen out of my car last night.
So I am down a wallet.
And credit and debit cards.
And a driver's license.
And a library card.
And ten dollars.
And a social security card.
And my collection of random euro coins.
And all the cute notes from Russ that I have saved for four years.
And a really cute purse that Target no longer sells.
And a Domino's coupon card I bought from one of my students who is on the basketball team.
And my makeup.
Yes, I am at school. Teaching. With not a stitch of makeup on my face.
My students are awfully quiet today, staring at me with a mixture of sympathy and disgust.
It's a perfectly bad dream.
Too bad I can't wake up.













